Thursday, March 02, 2006

Previous post hybrid time!

I've posted on the oscars, I've posted on Ann Coulter. Here is a snippet of Ms. Coulter's latest column and HER take on this year's academy award nominees:

"I shall summarize the plots of the five movies nominated for best picture below:

— "Brokeback Mountain" (gay)

— "Capote" (death penalty with bonus gay lead)

— "Crash" (racism)

— "Good Night, and Good Luck" (McCarthyism)

— "Munich" (Jew athletes at Munich had it coming)"

I'm serious here- I have no idea what Ann means by her last comment. Is it anti-semetic? Is she being sarcastic? Both?

I welcome comments from all my readers, because I honsetly cannot figure out what she is trying to say.

I will say this- at least she used the word "Jew," and not the K-word. Good for you Ann!

And this:

"The best original screenplay will be "Good Night, and Good Luck" as Hollywood's final tribute to the old Stalinists (Hollywood's version of "The Greatest Generation"). George Clooney has been mau-mauing the awards committee by going around boasting that conservatives have called him a "traitor," although I believe the precise term was "airhead." "

Anyone who fought to expose Senator McCarthy was a Stalinist, according to A.C. Again, I ask my readers- Is Ann defending Senator McCarthy? Seriously, I'd like to know what you think.

Stalinists- followers of a man responsible for the death of 40 million of his people.
Edward R. Murrow- widely considered the leading pioneer in television reporting.

I can see how the two are easily confused.

Although I must admit, Ann has inspired me. She has taken some fine films, and summarized them using one to five words. So here are some movies from the past, and how I think she might have described them. What do you think of these, Ann?

"The Ten Commandments"- Jew slaves

"Sounder"- Dog

"Gone With the Wind"- Civil War

"Schindler's List"- Dead Jews

"Born on the 4th of July"- Wounded veteran protests (Commie!)

"Amistad"- Murderous slaves

"Forest Gump"- Retard

"Rain Man"- Smart retard

"All the President's Men"- reporters (Commies!)

"My Left Foot" - Cripple

"Coming Home"- Cripple

"Annie Hall"- Neurotic Jew (quite possibly a Commie!)

"Farenheit 9/11"- The most splendid piece of cinematic beauty I have ever witnessed. It captivated me from beginning to end, and its talon-like grip on my soul will never abate.

"The Miracle Worker"- Double-whammy cripple

"Fiddler on the Roof"- Poor Jews

"Birth of a Nation"- Pure magic!

"Traffic"- Potheads

"Hair"- More potheads

"Gandhi"- Short Hindu guy

"Psycho"- Psycho

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