Before you continue, I should warn you: There must be something else you can be doing other than reading the rants and musings of someone who is always right, without exception. Something constructive, maybe?
No?
Then lay on, Macduff! And damned be he who cries first, "Hold! Enough!"
Welcome to the blog where the New York Times is the Bible, the sport of baseball is above reproach, James Carville is worshiped like a deity, "The Godfather" is deemed the greatest creation in the history of electronic media, "The Simpsons" is used to illustrate all of society's ills, President and Senator Clinton are considered two of the greatest patriots on the planet, Phil Mickelson is revered, and, most importantly, the First Amendment reigns supreme.
Since I'm new to the whole blog thing, that's it for this world premiere post. I'll be back soon, doing my best to annoy anyone and everyone. Until then I leave you with the words of a great American, Josiah Bartlett:
"We are here to raise the lowest common denominator, not appeal to it."
posted by The leftist southpaw @ 3:38 PM
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